WHAT DO I DO?
So guys… I suck at life. I was driving my mother’s car and I may or may not have fucked up the paint on the driver’s side of the door because I kinda rubbed against a pole…. I AM NOT TELLING MY MOM THAT HAPPENED. SHE WILL NEVER LET ME DRIVE HER CAR AGAIN. Suggestions? What should I do besides tell her the truth??
rnax: rnax: me seductively whispering...
my dash during the season: complains about pierre mcguire
my dash during the off season: complains about pierre mcguire
my dash during the summer: finally no pierr-
my dash during the summer: WHY IS PIERRE AT THE FUCKING OLYMPICS
elisimogen:tributekorra: The most inspirational woman on planet earth Oh wow I want to be just like her one day……..
Remember that post about making friendship...
Never Date within the Division: Ryan Lochte's 18... →
thatswhat-she-said: 1. Embrace corny USA tees 2. Find unique ways to incorporate the American flag into your look 3. Add bracelets 4. Get tattoos of meaningful things 5. Embrace festive swimwear 6. Experiment with bold accessories 7. Tie your scarf like a true northener
notkorra: “be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
Lets just talk about how hot these male gymnasts...
ollymurs: why dont they just dive naked like that little piece of clothing is so unnecessary lets be real AMEN
The Olympics: The only time it is appropriate to...
Daughter: "Mom, I love this band --"
Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?"
8. Place to travel
Have you ever:
10. Had sex
11. Self harmed
12. Kissed a stranger
13. Been drunk
15. Had a crush on a teacher
16. Had a crush on someone twice your age
17. Kissed someone of the same sex
18. Kissed a celebrity
19. Wished you were on Top Model
This or that:
20. Party night or movie night
21. Tumblr or facebook
22. Sports or fashion
23. Black or white
24. Red or blue
25. Milk or water
Right now, are you:
26. Happy with your life
27. Unhappy with your life
29. Angry at someone
32. Happy with your body
33. Happy with your face
34. Hottest guy in the world?
35. Hottest girl in the world?
36. Favorite thing to drink?
37. Your life 10 years from now
38. When did you lose your virginity?
39. When did you drink for the first time?
40. When did you smoke for the first time?
41. Do you believe in God?
42. What country do you wanna visit?
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
me when the other team scores: sit down you douche bags
all summer: is it october yet
september 30th, midnight: is it october yet
the first week of october: is it my team's opening night yet
turning on your tv before the game: is it game time yet
watching warm-ups at the game: is it first period yet
is it the playoffs yet
Person: What state do you live in?
NHL Fan: Ok it's the Summer Olympics, Pierre can't bother us here.
*Turns on Olympic Water Polo*
NHL Fan: .....Fuck
brad0-the-turtle: bigmamag: fahrenbot: ...
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*